Day 26.
CLOSE AN ASS HOLE.
Cost: Nada
Time: 20 minutes
Headspace: D has these pants with a hole in the…er….ass. So, I closed it. Thus, I closed an ass hole.
(Note: this was not the only ass hole I dealt with today, [bud dum psssh]*)
Admiring my handy work:

*sound of drums, obviously.