DAY 17.
CHAMPAGNE ROOM SHADOWBOX.
Cost: nada
Time: 4 glorious hours
Headspace: I have a bunch of Archie McPhee toys around my house. This should not be surprising considering that I live in Seattle and have an immature disposition. Obviously, the only reasonable thing to do with said toys is to make them do something totally inappropriate.
I figured toys should not attend a strip club.
And they should definitely not do this in something as wholesome as a shadowbox (which is popular with the scrapbooking set).
Overview:

Close-up of my favorite part (Dustin Hoffman getting accosted by a Munny bouncer. Note glass shards at his feet. He’s filthy tough.):

2nd favorite part (finally, a use for Garbage Pail Kids!):
